Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You never realize just how much you have to be thankful for until you almost shit yourself in a Target.
just when i thought things couldnt get worse, the batteries died in my vibrator.
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
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