i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
For a whole 2 minutes you were convinced you were talking to my voicemail
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
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