your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
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how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
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My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
Yeah, he hid all the toilet paper and took a video of me looking for it before I shit my pants. Definitely playing that clip at our wedding.
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
The power of my boobs compel you
hey can you come unlock the basement door? I'm trapped in here.
no I can't, you're a safety hazard. but, there's a beer keg down there somewhere. we don't have cups, but help yourself.
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