i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
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how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
I can't be 100% sure of this but I think tonight was the first time I told a middle aged woman holding a baby to go fuck herself
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
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I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
I threw my back out having sex last night. I don’t know whether to high five myself for a job well done or cry because I’m old.
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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