Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
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The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
Seriously why is the deadbolt locked. This is the second time I'm having to sleep on the porch using my boots as my pillow. I can't wait till the next time your drunk.
Shhh, I'm sleeping. Just let it happen Jess.
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
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Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
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