ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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