Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile
But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.
So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
you made out with another girl for some wings
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
