Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
You text me last night that you invented a new food. Cheese-less grilled cheese. Congrats, you made toast.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
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