what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
and then he said that some chick told him he danced like an epileptic on crystal meth. he then proceeded to demonstrate this statement, which i can testify is 100% accurate.
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
She woke me up with an urgent call telling me she was rolling on Mollie and swimming in the ocean. I mean that's just great. If she drowns, I'll feel responsible.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
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