ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
you left him a drunk voicemail of you singing speechless by lady gaga balling your eyes out
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
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