we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
They had a "who can aim further away from the toilet" contest. I'm now washing piss off my ceiling.
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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