Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
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