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2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
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I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
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Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
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