i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
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thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
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Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
The bad thing is that I bled through my bandages last night and keep finding blood around the house. It's almost like a scavenger hunt for solber me. I get to find out where drunk me went.
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