You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
We walked through the hotel lobby in slow-mo taking huge steps because we were astronauts, and astronauts obviously can't be drunk.
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
God gave him joint rollers for hands
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
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