Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
There are dudes in kilts outside my window practicing fire breathing with cheap vodka and a modified grill lighter. I thought you should know.
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
.......he just venmo charged me for the burrito I was eating while he broke up with me
I said "one day" and that day is not today
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
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