Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
Did you know that when you swallow it's like 60 calories!?
That's okay, it's all protein anyway.
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
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