Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I am full of burrito and curiosity
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
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No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?
I feel like death gave me a hand job
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
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apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
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