Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
A homeless guy asked you to feel your boobs, you accepted in exchange for his broom to go with your witch costume..... that's when I cut you off
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
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