please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
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he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
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Just got 20% off at the liquor store. How you ask? I asked if there was an "I got divorced today" discount.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
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