i always forget guys have bellybuttons
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
His pick up line was "your one sexy pumpkin, I'd love to carve." Why would you let me go home with him?
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
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