It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
Just tried calling my phone on my phone because i thought i lost my phone.
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
Drake has all the answers
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
I know her cup size but not her name....
Randomize
