Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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