i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
Just used an eyelash curler to open my beer since I didn't have a bottle opener. Things are starting to look up.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
Randomize
