pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
Yea i'm supposed to have jury duty on monday. Hope they don't mind me still being drunk.
Na you can't get charged for public intoxication unless you're outside. I checked.
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
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Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
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Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
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