look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
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I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
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A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
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