I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
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Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
this whole "benign brain tumor" is truly a blessing in disguise. I almost want to start bringing MRIs to the bar because sympathy pussy is flowing like the nile
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Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
Two words: nipple clamps
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