love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
shotgunning a bud heavy is like shotgunning a turkey sandwich
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
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Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
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you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
You do realize last night you asked me if shampoo had an expiration date then cried for 15 mins when I told you it did
When we were finished she immediately got up, cut a star out of a piece of paper, colored it gold, taped it to my chest and deemed me the Sheriff of Sex.
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