Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize
