Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
i woke up with someone drivers licenses in my wallet this am...he said i don't have a business card so just take my drivers license
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
I miss vodka workout Fridays
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
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