if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
Remember that time I sent you a 5lb bag of gummie bears?
Like it was yesterday.
Apparently I had it on auto deliver. So whoever is at your apt is gonna gen an interesting delivery...
What kind of scumbag goes to a baby's 1st birthday party with a black eye? This kind. Me. I'm disgraceful.
If the fate of the world hinged on some chubby girl getting laid, the president would dispatch me with a fifth of Jameson immediately and then rest easy.
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
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