It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
so i was sitting on this guys lap, and we were flirting and everything right..well his phone kept ringing, turns out it was his pregnant wife...she had gone into labor..
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
I have a huge gash on my chin. Did I get it from A) a mini siezure; B) an oral sex incident; C) Slamming it into a ledge or; D) all of the above?
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
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