Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
Math equation of the day: 4 waffles + 1 bowl of weed = 1 terrific nap
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
Randomize
