So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
I'm like a magical alcohol dispenser. I pulled this kahlua out of my vagina.
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
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