So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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