you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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