I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
It was like getting head from an anaconda
She set fire to my carpet trying to power-dry puke covered cigs with Josh's blowtorch. How she found it in the garage is beyond me but if you bring her with you again I'll shoot you myself.
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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