Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
I don't think I can fit "I'm sorry for ruining Christmas" on one cake. Better make two.
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
Look I'm really hungover so let's try this again. In 5 mins you're gonna call me and tell me that you're on your way with xannies, iced coffee and a back rub
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