He had one of those small greek statue penises
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
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