Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
Fuck I am starving. I don't think I've eaten in the past two days.
You didnt need to. Gin is like eggs, its a perfectly nutrionally balanced meal.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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