ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
It's like God shit irony all over that family
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
what is it with giant penises always finding me
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
If I end up in the hospital remind me to order jimmy johns.
Why?
They deliver.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
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