I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
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