i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
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Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
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I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
My vibrator broke.
Dude it's been less than twelve hours. Did you sleep?
Don't worry about that. I need a new vibrator.
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