'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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