Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
sometimes i think my sole purpose in life is to cockblock my roommate
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
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