My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
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Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
Why is your name written on my hand surrounded by hearts and a bartenders phone number?
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
We're trying to make our wedding vows nice but meeting on OkCupid fucks that up entirely.
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You tipped the Uber driver extra for taking your phone away while you were drunk texting
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
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