did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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