Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
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