Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
seriously i just wanna be friends
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well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
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This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
Ok. So I've woke up in a hospital. New thing to top that.... Waking up and realizing you've been locked inside the bar by urself at 430 am and all the doors are locked by key
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
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She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
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