Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
I decided I'm going to give him a celebratory fuck for his accomplishments. Knocked on his door, handed him some condoms and said "I'll be over tonight with sex and booze"
I want to be you.
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
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