Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I made out with a deaf person. Also I've been drunk 11 days in a row now.
I don't know how this happened but I got an email thanking me for being a Waffle House regular. HOW DO THEY KNOW?? Maybe I need to stop going there shitfaced.
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
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