Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
The convent might be a nice break from real life
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
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