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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
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I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
As shirtless as possible
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
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The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
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