i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
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Don't park in the garage. I installed a stripper pole while drunk and it's kinda in the way
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
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You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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