so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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