shit! I think I may have lost something in your car. Look for anything that can possibly belong to me, especially look out for a pair of pink panties in a ziplock. I lost my spare and you better find it before someone else does.
She told me to "stuff her hole like a build-a-bear". I was so drunk I didn't even think that was weird.
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
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We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
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Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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