That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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