Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
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The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
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Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
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