Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
Just tried to use the bottle of Sprite in my car as mouthwash to get the taste of puke out of my mouth- it's half vodka. Puked again. Thanks man.
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
tell me about the fingering
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