i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
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They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
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My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
Woke up naked on a bed full of money, doughnuts, and keys that weren't mine. Unsent dick pick on phone, and cheap cigar butt on my pillow. Also...I maybe hotwired my car.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
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