so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
Considering last night's endeavors, I am going to hell 5 times over. 1 for puking on a hobo, 1 for laughing about it, and 3 for remembering it today and laughing about it sober
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
Things I love twice as much when drunk: Taco Bell. Office chairs that roll. Classes.
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
Thumbs up
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
Randomize
